“Hi! You look like a model. I am new to this place. Can you help me around?”
- Duh dude! If I were a model why would I help a commoner like you?
“You have got such a cute nose.”
- This guy definitely needed glasses. Whatever else might be cute about me, if there is, it is definitely not my nose.
My friend thinks that guy was a face surgeon. Get the drift?
“Hey! Seeing you after a long time. You still look the same. Nice DP”
- Well I still have my original nose, eyes, teeth and everything else so I guess I will look the same. And its not my age to get botox yet.
“Looking pretty!”
- Don’t I otherwise, you loser?
“Hey! How do you know this person? I am his friend. Can we be friends?”
- Whats that? A letter of recommendation for a job?
“I would like to know more about you.”
- Please go and read the ‘Who’s Who?’
aap pagal dikhte ho...mein bhi pagal hoon..can we be friends??
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